auto erotic asphyxiation
auto erotic asphyxiation by alice in wonderland February 11, 2006
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Anal Asphyxiation
A common accourance where a person (male or female), constantly runs out of breath. The cause of this very trajic disease is having one's head to far up their ass.
My third cousin nearly died of anal asphyxiation today, when he asked a large woman when she was due. She unfortunately for my cousin was just overly plump.
Anal Asphyxiation by KyleJ April 19, 2006
Homoerotic Asphyxiation
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.
Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.
Homoerotic Asphyxiation by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014
Assphyxiated
When a fat chick sits on a mans face during intercourse for pleasure of the man, and accidentally killing and suffocating the male with her massive backside.
Lary:Sad to hear that Jerry passed away.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Mike: HAH! You think so? I think he deserved it!
Lary: Ha true! That man was Assphyxiated!
Mike: That's putting it mildly! Rumor has it that the Fat Chick choked on a ho ho while sitting on Jerry's face.
Lary: To much a$$ and not enough air, what a shame.
Assphyxiated by Johnny Davison March 2, 2010
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Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation
The act of doing something so incredibly stupid while trying to get with a girl that it ruins your chances with said female.
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
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At the party, Mark was hooking up with this girl. When he tried to ask her to come back to his place, he couldn't remember her name. She got so pissed, she stormed off. He totally auto-cockblock asphyxiated himself!
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Everything was going great with Lauren untill we got in the cab. We were making out in the back for a few minutes when all of the sudden I got the spins real bad from all of those tequila shots. I tried to hold it back, but I threw up all over her. Now she won't answer any of my calls or texts. I completely auto-cockblock asphyxiated myself!
Auto-Cockblock Asphyxiation by bar terminology October 18, 2011