Definitions by HopeInABrokenJar

6996 relationship 

When someone is in a hot and heavy relationship and it devolves into a relationship where they can’t even sleep with their heads on the same end of the bed.

I can’t stand Mike and Jenny their 6996 relationship is annoying.

6996 relationship by HopeInABrokenJar June 12, 2024

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

autoironic asphyxiation by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021