6996 relationship

When someone is in a hot and heavy relationship and it devolves into a relationship where they can’t even sleep with their heads on the same end of the bed.

I can’t stand Mike and Jenny their 6996 relationship is annoying.

by HopeInABrokenJar June 12, 2024

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 07, 2021