wildernerding 

Someone who uses a smartphone or other gadget to connect to the internet whilst in the middle of a remote and picturesque setting.

Jane couldn't stop checking her Facebook account on our backpacking trip. She was wildernerding at every ridgetop.

"You guys should stop wildernerding and enjoy the view. You can chat with your friends back home later."

Billy had to post every photo he took on Instagram right away so his followers could see how pretty it was in the woods. He is such a wildernerd.

wildernerding by AVALON7 September 5, 2012

Wilderbeesting 

When someone gets really drunk to the point of not remembering anything and wakes up the next morning with a dismembered animal limb protruding from their rectum.

Mate Chris blatantly went Wilderbeesting last night.

Wilderbeesting by Chocolate Jon mocker January 14, 2016

wilderbeast 

an overweight woman, the bigger the better

Did you see the wilderbeast Jay brought home last night? That bitch was HUGE!

wilderbeast by GDMFD October 7, 2011

wilderpiss 

Urinating in the woods, typically due to the lack of any nearby bathrooms

James: I've already drank two bottles of water on this hike, I needa go bad.

John: Just go over to that bush and take a wilderpiss.

wilderpiss by my iq is in the negatives October 22, 2017

WIKDERBESS 

A slowly released brown slippery texture that exits ones body through the anal surroundings usully getting stuck to the anus pubes on its journey southwards of ones anus

Oh my god Becky you forgot to flush your “wikderbess”

I can’t believe how stinky and slimy my wikderbess was

WIKDERBESS by Bodily fluids June 23, 2019

Wilderbeast 

A stupid person way of spelling Wildebeest

Are there wilderbeasts in Africa? No, there are wildebeests in Africa.

Wilderbeast by OscarG13 February 11, 2015

Wilburness 

Portion of North Eastern Kansas inhabited by Wilbilly's. Easily identified by dwellings with wheels, gratuitous piles of PBR cans, vehicles in various stages of disrepair, and a cloud of cannabis haze that can be seen from space.

Dude, Wilburn is such a weird ass mofo.

I know, hes from the Wilburness so use that as your barometer.

That does indeed explain the obsession with PBR and truck stop knick-knacks.

Wilburness by WillBilly82 July 26, 2011