Dismembered

When yr penis is no longer yours

Mrs. Lorraina Bobbit dismembered her husband when she cut off his penis and chunked it out the window

Dismembered by jmtthatsme February 22, 2021

dismembered fetus

Something to cheer out of your car window while driving past abortion activists.

Saw protesters, so I screamed, "dismembered fetus!!!" at them as loud as I could.

dismembered fetus by The Accused January 9, 2015

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Dismember

To but the limbs off of or vivisect a person.

He lunged forward with his sword, dismembering the other warrior.

Dismember by Lichdom January 2, 2012

Distempered Tuna

An angry female.

Damn man, I'm tired of all this distempered tuna around me....all the bitches keep yelling at me!

Distempered Tuna by Tuna Lover March 6, 2009

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dismemberment

The severing of the limbs.

I shall dismember your member!

dismemberment by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Dismember

One of the best Death Metal bands due to the garage-like sound of their guitars.

Let the Nepalm Rain

Dismember by Gunboy March 20, 2004

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dismember

to cut off a guy's member.

Poor Mason... he was dismembered and now he can't ever have sex again!!!

dismember by danbrown4life February 23, 2008

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