Wilderbeesting 

When someone gets really drunk to the point of not remembering anything and wakes up the next morning with a dismembered animal limb protruding from their rectum.

Mate Chris blatantly went Wilderbeesting last night.

Wilderbeesting by Chocolate Jon mocker January 14, 2016

Wildebeesting 

A situation where your wingman, in the act of intoxication fails to protect you. The next morning you awake to realize that you have engaged in a sexual act with a large, hairy, animal-like creature resembling the famed Wildebeest.

What happened to you? You look like you went Wildebeesting last night!

Wildebeesting by Big$lick March 22, 2013

wilderbeating 

Masturbating while surrounded by a herd of wildebeest.

"Dude, I went on a trip to South Africa and the local tribesman caught me wilderbeating. I was so embarrased."

wilderbeating by Wilderbeater April 11, 2015

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010