Jane couldn't stop checking her Facebook account on our backpacking trip. She was wildernerding at every ridgetop.

"You guys should stop wildernerding and enjoy the view. You can chat with your friends back home later."

Billy had to post every photo he took on Instagram right away so his followers could see how pretty it was in the woods. He is such a wildernerd.

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak