Shooting the Clown
The act of masterbation.
Shooting the Clown by Barbecued Ribs May 11, 2010
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Felching the clown
1. Surfing the net, according to somegreybloke. Sounds more like masturbation to me. I suppose.. those activities overlap somewhat. And even when they don't, they are quite similar.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
2. Sucking semen with a straw from the rectum of an entertainer/psychopath/satanic painted beast.
1. After a long day at work I had a bit of a rest and started felching the clown.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
I spent six hours felching the clown last night man.
2. I fantasize about felching clowns.
Felching the clown by Selevan May 3, 2013
Fucko the Clown
We used to love Fucko the Clown and had him at all our children’s birthday parties, back when he called himself something like Chucko.
Fucko the Clown by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019
Umop the Clown
Umop the Clown is a fictional character created in October 2003 during a Dungeons & Dragons game. The word 'down' was written on the game map, which was misread as "umop" and became a source of humor for the gaming group. When Nick, the Dungeon Master, grew frustrated with the joke and re-wrote the word in a vain attempt to put a stop to the silliness, the word 'down' was re-interpreted as "clown," and thus was born "Umop the Clown."
His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.
In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."
Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.
His eponymous theme song was written and performed a few weeks after his creation by band Dinzer, with the main vocals performed by Don and Nick.
In the song, Umop is revealed to wear a hospital gown while obsessively driving around the city in search of a fruit-flavored food called "Fruit Sucky."
Umop the Clown has a backstory, written some years after his initial creation, that parallels the story of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars films.
Jack "What's umop?"
Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."
Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."
Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."
Glenn "Now it looks like clown."
Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."
...
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"
Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."
Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
...
I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.
Nick "That's not umop, it's down ... you're just reading it upside-down."
Jack "No, look at how you wrote it, it looks like umop."
Nick "Fine, I'll rewrite it, just for you."
Glenn "Now it looks like clown."
Nick *Fuming* "You guys suck."
...
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
Lindsay "I'm really craving something fruity right now. Remember how I used to come over here after school and drink your Capri Suns?"
Nick "We don't have any Capri Sun right now, but we might have some Popsicles... let me check."
Nick *Returning* "No Popsicles. I'm sure if we had any, they'd be in a big yellow box labeled 'Fruit Sucky,' or something."
Don *Strumming at his guitar*
...
I am Umop the Clown/I like to be upside-down/I like spinning 'round and 'round/I want my Fruit Sucky sucky.
Umop the Clown by dither August 14, 2008
Tricky the Clown
A well-endowed clown who exposes himself to unsuspecting viewers of clockcrew movies on newgrounds. See www.trickytheclown.com
Tricky is affiliated with the clockcrew. See www.clockcrew.co.uk
Tricky is affiliated with the clockcrew. See www.clockcrew.co.uk
Tricky the Clown by Trojan_Man January 18, 2004
Clappy the Clown
When a basketball coach gets over excited on the sidelines and become more of a sideshow than a leader for his/her team.
Did you watch the IU game last night? Tommy Crean went all "Clappy the Clown" on himslef as the Hoosiers dropped yet another Big Ten game.
Clappy the Clown by Evergr8ful February 18, 2011
punch the clown
punch the clown by Hank February 1, 2003