Technolitard 

One slow or unable to operate technology invented after their generation’s paramount years.

Mom - "Can you help me with this thing, I can't figure it out?"

Son - "Wow you can't even check your own voicemail; you're such a technolitard."

Technolitard by Krusty Wood January 7, 2008

technotarded 

1. A person who has no clue about technology. 2. An insecure individual who calls the Help Desk of any organization who starts off their problem with, "I am not computer savvy." 3. A technologically-challenged individual.

Oh my gawd, I'm surrounded by technotards! They couldn't operate a C64 without a owner's manual!!

technotarded by firahz May 13, 2005

technogadgetry 

any electronic device that has buttons, lights, and/or makes noises.

Between the iPod, laptop, cell phone and palm pilot, I have more technogadgetry than i can carry.

technogadgetry by Tony Doran September 2, 2005

technogadgetry 

electronic device of the latest technology that enhances ones lifestyle in any capacity;

Such technogadgetry as Cell phones, mp3 players, palm pilots, laptop computers, self cleaning electric razors, etc. have become a part of everyday life

technogadgetry by Tony Doran September 6, 2005

tecnotard 

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.

Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.

tecnotard by Volk551 September 2, 2011

technoharassment 

a. Companies who insert additional products into downloads that force the user to use additional products whether unknowingly or against their will.

b. Spyware or addaware like programs that are bundled into software and are downloaded into a users computer with or without their knowledge and against the users will.

Dude, plaxo installed itself onto my computer when I downloaded aim, its totally technoharassment.

The yahoo toolbar in my web browser is annoying it forced me to download it when I only wanted to download yahoo messenger.

technoharassment by J. T. Moore January 24, 2008

technolotard

N. A technological retard - someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the Internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.

My mom is such a technolotard! I've showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iPhone and she still has to keep asking me how. Fuck me!

technolotard by wingman_131 June 4, 2013