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swanning 

To go roaming around the workplace, typically aimlessly or to see friends.
Frank was never at his desk as he was always swanning.
swanning by James Olcott January 7, 2009

Ass Seasoning 

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.
Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

Swanning 

The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08
"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"
Swanning by Tom556828 January 19, 2008

swanning 

Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous
Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors
swanning by woiseau June 13, 2008

seasoning 

-to add more details (true or not) to a story or discussion.
he wasn’t even there but he started seasoning the whole thing like he was there on the day of the fight to begin with
seasoning by handle no cap May 27, 2020

Swanning 

To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water
Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning
Swanning by Sharnabeebaby July 7, 2017