ripped asunder 

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.

"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

ripped asunder by UpTheBracket86 May 28, 2012

Ripped in the reed

Someone who is muscular built but don't want to show his or her muscles in the public. Hence the expression "Ripped in the reed" - The person rather go in the reed to swim instead of exposing his or her almost naked, well trained body on the beach.

– Where is your friend? I thought he was swimming with us here on the beach?
– No, he is in the reed taking a swim.
– Why?
– Well, he doesn't want to show his muscular body in front of every one.
– I understand, well thought of him.

– Yes, he is Ripped in the reed

Ripped in the reed by Felixos October 30, 2012

ripped 

1. To be stoned or high out of ones mind by the means or weed.
2. To look very muscular and built.
3. To take information off a portable device. Usually a CD.

1. Dude, you were totality ripped off that bong.
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger was ripped back in the day.
3. Bob ripped the music off the CD and put it on his computer.

ripped by Tris_tan September 21, 2007

nipple ripple 

What a girl has when her shirt is stretched so tight across her chest that it causes horizontal ripples in the shirt from boob to boob. More often seen on girls with big boobs.

Dude, check out the girl with that tight shirt and nipple ripple!

nipple ripple by gdog10 March 19, 2009

pre-ripped jeans 

Jeans that come already "expertly ripped." It ruins what ripped jeans used to be. Ripped jeans used to have a story behind them. For instance, you could have ripped those climbing a fence escaping from your gf's dad.

John: How'd you get those rips on your jeans?
Richy: Well....I'm so cool that my jeans came pre-ripped.
John: You bought pre-ripped jeans. You must be really cool....

pre-ripped jeans by thisissoooomyrealname March 19, 2008

Ripped me a new one 

Literal expression means to tear someone a new butt-hole, figuratively means to verbally or physical abuse or criticize someone thoroughly so that they feel destroyed.

I made a joke about her butt looking big, and she ripped me a new one.

Ripped me a new one by Hancockked June 3, 2010

nipple ripple 

Caressing my boyfriends nipples in a circular motion as oppose to aggressive pinching.

Babe, gennnnntle! Not a pinch, its a ripple... a nipple ripple.

nipple ripple by Pachoula June 6, 2018