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Public Restroom 

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A place where you only go if you truly have to. You will know when you are in one once you see foaming hand soap smeared over the mirror and yellowed linoleum floor tiles, see all sorts of nazi references engraved into the stalls, and what looks to be water damage on the dotted Tbar ceiling. The division will smell either like a dead body was flushed down the toilet or will reek of cheap air fresheners that have a hint of laundry detergent. You will feel as if you were being watched as you never know who will peek out from under the stalls.
*stops at convenience store*

Dimitri: What are we stopping for?

Randy: I really have to go.

Dimitri: Dude its a public restroom, you might not come back

Randy: I will go anyway...
Public Restroom by Finbarre June 19, 2021
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Walgreen's Restroom 

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1) The most common place to throw up. Walgreen's is convenient because most are open 24/7 and the bathrooms are so rank, no one will know you threw up.

2)A way of saying "I've got to throw up, watch out."
Emily: Why did youtake so long in the bathroom?
Erica: I had to throw up. . .
Jessa: Good thing we're at Walgreens, we literally tried on EVERY color of nail polish waiting for you.
Emily: Feel Better?
Erica: Much. I love the Walgreen's Restroom! Lessgo PARTY!!

Erica: GUUUYYYSSS FInd me a Walgreen's Restroom. FAST!!!
Emily: Oh no, she's gonna blow!
Jessa: Not on my carpet, she isn't!!!
Walgreen's Restroom by Pam Andy March 20, 2011
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Women's restroom joke

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A joke.

There was this guy who wondered what the inside of a women's restroom looked like all his life.
So one time when no one was around he sliped into one. And all the walls were covered with dials and switches.
So he decided to push a botton to see what would happen and something ran up his ass two or three times before he could get out of there.
Did you hear the women's restroom joke?
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Public Restroom 

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Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.
Johnny: What's your favorite book series?
Jimmy: Public Restroom
Johnny: OMQ me too!
Public Restroom by stepshift October 15, 2018
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School Restroom 

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Basically the Hub where kids vape, film child porn, talk in secret, have dope ass fights in it, and where bitches gossip about the dumbest shit ever. The School Restroom is by far, worse than the Gulag from Warzone due to its watery tiles on the floor, hair and bugs in the drain that sometimes crawl up hide asses, no locks so therefore kids can easily be walked in on while their wanking themselves off, and in general, it’s the OPPOSITE of the restroom! The only GOOD thing that it can offer some dope ass fights, and you can film it without interruption.
Quinn decides to beat his weenie in the School Restroom, but the future pedo of the school named Blake recorded him with his phone and leaks it to half the school. So they fight.

Blake: FAGGOT ILL BEAT YO ASS UP PUS- *Gets his face fucked up by Quinn*
Quinn: that’s what you get you pedophile misogynist!
Blake, now getting clowned I’m by everyone in the restroom: *cries and whimpers*

Scenario 2
God dammit! I hate the toilets! They don’t even work.
School Restroom by Fagimus March 4, 2021

I'm gonna use the restroom 

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It means what it fucking means
My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back
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