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poon tang poisoning 

A disease that you contract sexually; like AIDS HIV
Yo man that hoe gave me that poon tang poisoning
poon tang poisoning by mrkdon8 December 29, 2013

poon tang burger 

the act of a woman putting a burger in her poon while two men ejaculate onto the burger acting as condiments, they then eat this burger out of said poon.
Yo dude, I'm hungry, lets hit up my bitch see if she's down for a poon tang burger.
poon tang burger by darnzymoto July 23, 2009

Pantene Poon-tang 

When in anticipation of very desirable oral sex you go to the extra trouble of using a small dollop of shampoo between your legs.
Thereby leaving your pubic hair,,shiny,lustrous, and dare i say manageable?
With a nice evening of tasty paste planned at a very cute bistro, I felt it only appropriate to include some Pantene Poon-tang on the menu..
Pantene Poon-tang by DaynaS March 30, 2008

wang dang sweet poon tang 

some really sweet poon tang that you really want to shove your wang dang in

Tom- I saw michelle last night she looked so good!
Connor - did you shove your wang dang in her poon tang?
Tom- nahh didn't have the penis to sniff gooch nugget sniff?!?! :D

- Tom & Connor
wang dang sweet poon tang smells like gooch cheese

The Poon Tang Cruiser 

A PT Cruiser driven by a man who gets a lot of action
That guy gets so much action, they call his car the Poon Tang Cruiser.

flabba poon tang 

tell nat i say flabba poon tang
flabba poon tang by anonymous February 11, 2021