The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.
Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter
by Turk Ruben March 20, 2011
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The ultimate in gay and lesbian transport. Not really, but anybody who owns one is recommended to get a CAT scan to make sure they don't have a tumor that might be affecting their thought process. They are retro styled, look absolutely horrible, and are driven exclusively by dipshits.
Should have been called the Looser Cruzer
Every time I see somebody driving a PT Cruiser I think, "What a fag."
by Mustangs Rule March 29, 2009
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The ugliest car that will ever exist.
"I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."

"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"

"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-

"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
by Lasagna Feet December 17, 2008
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The thickest car to ever drive the roads.
Daaaaaannng check out the rear bumper on that PT Cruiser
by Michaelgeo February 7, 2018
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Providing moisture to a man's taint via tounge.
Soda, our staff writer deserves a PT Cruiser for being a jackass on a consistent basis.

This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.
by Jullio S. January 13, 2011
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A retro styled car that appeals mainly to older people and tends to be covered in AARP membership stickers and is usually filled with the owner's bottles of Metamucil and Geritol as well as huge packages of Depends adult diapers.

The Cruiser also has an underground following among men who use it to attract other men and it is known as a Chuck Magnet.
Bruce stands next to his PT Cruiser lovingly wiping its chrome rims when Robert walks over and starts admiring it. Soon after they are living together and devoted life mates.
by Bruce_PT September 16, 2007
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A modest attempt at Art Deco stylings on an affordable car. Its steep lines and smooth ride make it ultimate transport for driving to Fire Island.
Surfer Wannabe: Damn, that PT Cruiser almost looks like a woodie from a great distance.

Surfer Wannabe's Friend: PT Cruisers are very popular in South Beach & Fire Island.

Surfer Wannabe: Hmmm. Maybe I'll stick with my Hyundai.
by jokester45 April 7, 2009
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