Mike Patton

The most talented and versatile vocalist and musician in modern alternative music. Has recorded on no fewer than 60 albums, either as a solo artist, guest contributor, or as lead vocalist... these include Mr Bungle, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Lovage, Peeping Tom, Weird Little Boy, Romances, Moonchild, Dillinger Escape Plan, John Zorn, The Melvins, Sepultura, Kid 606, Hemophiliac, Dub Trio, and many more.

His newest projects are Crudo (with Dan The Automator) and Mondo Cane (an Italian orchestral piece.)

Throw into the mix his involvement in films (both starring and writing/recording soundtracks,) and voiceovers in video games... you have a pretty busy man.

"Sorry, you don't know who Mike Patton is? It would appear you are a retard."

Mike Patton by hardcore_icon July 3, 2008

Mike Patton

Michael Allan Patton (born January 27, 1968) is an American singer, songwriter, composer, multi-instrumentalist and video game voice actor, best known as the lead singer of the rock band Faith No More from 1988 to 1998. He has also handled lead vocals for Mr. Bungle, Tomahawk, Lovage, Fantômas, The Dillinger Escape Plan, and Peeping Tom.

Q: Who is the most prolific and versatile vocalist since the 1980's

A: Mike Patton

Q: Who did all the creature voices in I AM LEGEND

A: Mike Patton

Q: What Musician can you find guesting on Bjork,Massive Attack, John Zorn, and Kadaa's album's

A: Mike Patton

Mike Patton by Haplomega October 30, 2008

charlie patton 

An unknown species that seems to have a golden fluffy kind of hair, not fur, but hair. It mostly resembles a human in looks, but how it acts resembles a cross between a squirrel and a raccoon. It is mostly insane but has moments of clear sanity in which it is calm and calculated, a scary threat to mankind it is, even if there is only one he is also the leader of the x men in an undefined year.

"Oh god, I think I just saw a Charlie Patton, OH NO HE SEES ME"

charlie patton by ChennerCheese June 29, 2018

Dan Patton 

the most hottest guy ever.
he meow's alot.

for example, 'MEOW MOTHER FUCKERS DAN PATTON IS HOT'

Dan Patton by Sparkes_ October 17, 2011

Ms Patton 

The act of someone peeing on someone else's front yard. Usually in a drunken stupor by a female.

Did you see that chick pull a Ms Patton at dude's party the other night?!

I'm going to Ms Patton real quick, I'll be right back.

Ms Patton by stanleywinters December 1, 2011

Coral Patton 

Coral. Coral is male. Coral, a man chockablock with sexual tendencies. A beautiful man is He. As beautiful as He is, He is also treacherous. F'r this sir shall stealeth thy distaff and coequal thy male through showing thee his masturbation technique as you stare into his Third Eye and Nipple. In order to put down a Coral thou must rip the third nipple so the process remains unfinished. Then you can enjoy Coral Patton with no fear. You may also freely enjoy all 63 of his genitalia. He is never flaccid.

“Fucking got Coral Patton’d, he kinda took my soul and I’m in love with all 63 of his genitalia.”

“Dear lord, spawn a Coral Patton near me. No one is able to satisfy me any longer in bed. I’m a man by the way.”

Coral Patton by SidanthisStraightBitches November 14, 2019

General Patton, Hyannis 

gp is essentially the ghetto of the ghetto of cape cod, in hyannis ma you have fresh holes, hiramar, and then you have general patton. often referred to as GP, not JP like some idiot tried to say before

I don't think you should go there, its General Patton, Hyannis.

General Patton, Hyannis by lilmills January 16, 2011