Morked 

(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome

"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."

Morked by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014

Morgen 

d1: A guy with a really huge dick!(boy)

d2: A sweet, charming girl.(girl)

e1: "It was big, he must be Morgen!"

e2: she is such a Morgen

Morgen by Definitionnamer April 24, 2013

Mooged 

Getting mugged by a herd of cow supremacists.

Mooger: GIVE ME YOUR MILK!

Jeremy: I just got mooged last night by crazy people in white sheets with black spots on them!!

Mooged by anditwasamazing October 24, 2016

Morge 

From Morge and Gel. (a term derived from messing the first letters of Mel and George)
Term came about while under the influence and can be definded has many things.

1) - Morge and Gel being superhero and sidekick such as batman and robin!
2) - Morge is a Gum disease
3) - Morge is any other type of nasty sounding disease
4) - Morge is another type of beauty

1) - Man my house is on fire....dont worry Morge and Gel are here.

2) - Dentist told me i have to brush otherwise im gonna get morge.

3) - The tests came back to my doctor today, ive got Morge Disease.

4) - Man your Morgeous!

Morge by Dave Morge December 16, 2008

MONGED 

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes
horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

MONGED by breny January 18, 2005

Morgenmaybe 

To be noncommital, especially for poker.

Danny: Guy, are you coming to poker this week?
Guy: Don't know yet, I'm still a Morgenmaybe.

Morgenmaybe by RosemaryAKQJ10 July 9, 2018

morgenmuffel 

One who wakes up grumpy and consequently bails on a surf with mates.

Has anyone seen the Morgenmuffel lately?

Sarah pulled a Morgenmuffel.

This morning was colder than a Mogenmuffel’s clacker. Burrrrr!

morgenmuffel by Tingo00 August 9, 2023