keel shot 

Taking a big enough hit off a pipe that you keel over.

Joe:How was the bud last night?
James: Fuckin' amazing! Had a keel shot off my first hit!

keel shot by Drudy January 1, 2007

keel story 

Keel stories are when someone explain a story or something but what they have said is uninteresting or generally no one really gives a fuck about it.

“man jade just told us all a real keel story”

keel story by Spicyboy2319 January 5, 2018

Keel over and Die 

The act of suddenly falling over and dying.

This ice cream makes me want to keel over and die

Keel over and Die by PickledBagels November 14, 2022

keel mountain

Mountain in north alabama where only upper class people live. No niggers aloud on tha mountain. White power

Boy im goin to da mountian keel mountain

keel mountain by whitepower6969 April 8, 2012

Keel Haul 

When an item is dropped down the front of someones pants, dragged across the taint, and up the back before removal.

"Look at him over there, he has no idea I keel hauled his stapler"

Keel Haul by Sidecar Driver December 1, 2019

keel-haul 

v. - invented by pirates, the act of tieing up a person and dragging them through the water behind a boat.

The pirates who found the stow-away keel-hauled the lad until he drowned.

keel-haul by LoneOutlaw666 May 25, 2004

keel hauling 

Receiving any kind of action from a girl, such as making out, blowjobs, eating out, sex, hand jobs, etc.

I got keel hauled by this hot babe last weekend.

keel hauling by Your Mom May 21, 2005