illegitimate masturbating 

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

illegitimate masturbating by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009

illemonati 

True fans of the band Lemon Demon. These people are typically found using the Lemon Demon forums, wiki, and chatroom. Plural of "illemonatus".

"Want to join the illemonati?"

illemonati by faerykore July 22, 2006

illest

nothing better than

the illest piece of damn pie you could eat

illest by michael April 20, 2003

illegal midget

Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.

illegal midget by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019

iller 

adj: more ill, better, sweeter, cooler

damn, that MC just keeps getting iller!

iller by asdgasg November 29, 2005

Shrubus Illegitimus 

1. The scientific term for a man who has the intelligence of a shrub, and whose claim to political office is illegitimate.

2. The scientific term for the President.

George W. Bush is also known as a Shrubus Illegitimus.

Shrubus Illegitimus by jesster79 February 8, 2006

illegal shit 

Usually consists of, but not limited to:
drugs
slavery
stalking
C heese P izza
murder
exposing/discovering government secrets

breaking the law

Guy: Yo, you hear what happened to Doug the other day?
Man: No, what happened?
Guy: He did some illegal shit and the FBI party van paid him a visit.

illegal shit by JonyBoi May 13, 2016