hum my rod 

Another term for "suck my dick".

{Joe & Josh are at the baseball stadium; Joe has the "cheap seats"}

Josh: Hey Joe, how's the weather up in the nosebleed section?
Joe: HUM MY ROD Josh!!!

hum my rod by Telephony June 20, 2011

hum now 

An informal exclamation used in celebration to express congratulations and/or joyfulness.

Often a good substitution for the phrase, "fuck yeah".

Originating from the slang word "humdinger," referring to a home run in baseball; which evolved into a generalized cheer.

"Hum now, Belzy!"
"Let's go boys, hum now!"
"Yo, I found 20 bucks on the ground... that's a hum now!"
"I slammed that broad so hard, bro" "Hum now!!"

hum now by marmarsbar June 19, 2014

hum dinging 

Scottish - Someone or somethings that is very smelly

That house was really hum dinging.
My t-shirt is pure hum dinging because iam sweaty

hum dinging by Gayley August 19, 2006

Hum Drum Boogie 

When a girl hums with a guy's balls in her mouth. Pretty damn pleasuring. Usually done during a blowjob.

Dude: Man, I saw you hooked up with Stacey last night huh?
Man: Fuck yes! She did the hum drum boogie.

Hum Drum Boogie by SweetBeetz November 7, 2010

hum ga ling

1. An insult in cantonese, saying that one's whole family will go to hell
2. A classic LMF song

1. you're a hum ga ling!
2. diu le yee wai ji gei ho lung ying, diu la sing! u know what da fuck i'm saying? hum ga ling!

hum ga ling by bill12345 September 9, 2006

Hum Babe 

A nice pat on the ass

After a baseball player made a good play, they'd get a little hum babe from the team

Hum Babe by Badger-Bee January 18, 2012

hum dinger 

an adjective used to describe something of large importance, significance, or shocking

that was one hum dinger of an episode of the OC!

this test is one hum dinger of a toughie!

hum dinger by Colleen Yergacheffe May 6, 2006