draining 

when ur listening to 2 much drain gang

Y☮ bro, i'm draining so hard rn 😝👽 bruh dimension's got me

draining by yuh_yurr_yeah April 7, 2020

Drawing Vikings

A defensive act attempting to disguise the successful work of one practicing speed cocking by quickly transforming the phallic drawing into something else. Common drawn cock disguises include spaceships, ghosts, test-tubes, etc. However, the most common (and effective) disguise is to render the cock drawing into a Viking by adding horns and rendering long barbaric hair and moustache. Note that an axe is optional. Clear giveaway to "drawing Vikings" vs. real Viking doodles are the usual varying ink color in horns and helmet and face from general head construct; also, the failure of the artist to satisfactorily explain the small slit on the very top of the Vikings helmet. NOTE: Drawing Vikings is made much more difficult with the addition of testicles and pubic hair.

Teacher- "Scott, what on earth are you doing to your English book?"
Scott- "Nothing...just doodling"
Teacher- "What on earth is that you are drawing?"
Scott- "Nothing...just drawing Vikings!"

Drawing Vikings by Jack Stanzyck October 17, 2006

Drawing with the Brown Crayon

Immediate need to use the restroom.

Man, I'm drawing with the brown crayon over here and there isn't a rest stop for miles!! I'm screwed!!

Drawing with the Brown Crayon by Eurobug October 20, 2010

drawing a blank 

The state of not knowing an answer to a question or situation

Teacher: What's the answer to #3?

Tommy: Uhhh I'm drawing a blank.

drawing a blank by TSANJUAN June 4, 2008

Drowning Eyes 

The fictional condition exemplified by someone always having the unintentional appearance of depression or sadness, but whom is, in reality, just very sad looking with eyes which appear to have been drowning in a pool of tears.

G: Maybe I should ask her out, man.
P: Naw, man, I think she might be a druggy. She looks like she's been hung over for days.
G: She might just have drowning eyes.
P: Who can really say...

Drowning Eyes by Silver_Sharpie January 28, 2010

draining the pipe 

draining the pipe snake
draining the snake
pipe=penis
simply peeing from a cock...penis...

I had to drain the pipe after binging on that last 40...
draining the pipe

draining the pipe by blthrskt March 26, 2009

Drowning 

Making a fool out of yourself infront of others.

Dog.. That kid was drowning hard at that party the other day

Drowning by guccichiefsosa April 26, 2013