Douchelogue 

A conversation between douchebags, or between you and a party of reprehensible individuals. Even if you try to enter into a douchlogue to contribute reason, common sense, or decency, your ability to function as a worthwhile human being is compromised by the nature of the conversation. Whether participated in or just overheard, this dialogue makes you worse for having witnessed it.

Did you catch the debate the other day? Man, you go in hoping for candid discourse and end up with a total douchelogue every time.

I got caught up in this effing douchelogue with Jason earlier. Amy broke up with me because I looked so stupid.

Douchelogue by Jennifer27 October 7, 2008

Doucheling 

Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less original. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to gravitate towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa douchebag has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.

You're so stupid, your not even good enough to be a douche. You're just a doucheling.

Doucheling by kevinseamonster September 20, 2009

douchey hat 

a flat brimmed, big hat. often wore by skaters, preps, or jocks. some of the popular brands are fox, dc, metal mullisha.... douchey hats are becoming very popular and now have the designs of a lot of major sports teams and just about everything else

Girl 1: Did you see that really hot guy?
Girl 2: The one with the douchey hat?
Girl 1: Yes. I would love to wear his douchey hat.

douchey hat by doucheyhat August 22, 2009

Douchelandia

Miami-Dade County, Florida.

Grrrrr. I have to go visit my grandparents in Douchelandia over spring break. What a drag. Now all I have to look forward to is a week of stupid morons, douchebags and vapid twats. Great.

Douchelandia by Jay BQ April 26, 2011

douchery

The act or art of being a douche

Jacob is interupting this class with his douchery.

douchery by master of dizaster January 4, 2008

douchey 

One that emits striking qualities of a douchebag. Objectively speaking, most common description of complete assholes who maintain an extremely shallow personality, i.e. preppies.

Everybody from that school seems douchey...

douchey by friend of bob May 15, 2004

Douchey 

1. Having characteristics of or pertaining to a douche.

2. Sucky.

The Padres sure are douchey.

Dude, that was a douchey thing you just did.

Douchey by David July 22, 2003