Carked it 

When something/someone has died

I’m sorry I didn’t make it to your party last week, my dog carked it and I was too sad to come

“Hey do you know why John is so sad at the moment?” “Yeah, apparently his grandma carked it on Monday”

Shit mate, my car just carked it and I haven’t paid my insurance this month

Carked it by hazeleyedninja November 29, 2018

Cokedar 

There ability some have to sense who has cocaine.

Wonda has this uncanny cokedar to sniff out which guys at a party have cocaine.

Cokedar by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

the corker

The act of drydocking someone in the boys bathroom in 5th grade and then administering one's deposits to the victim's pants. Usually performed totally naked and immediately after taking a shit.

Brian Volz: "hey it's cool, it's just the corker"

the corker by angleddjango September 13, 2014

carked it 

Someone, or something has died.

Jimmy carked it last night! He had a heart attack.

carked it by talk2me-JCH2 February 14, 2022

Cooked your own spleen 

"A well known expression for a newspaper closing" - David Mitchell

To put yourself into a unfortunate/self-damaging situation where the blame cannot be successfully shifted onto someone else i.e. Shooting yourself in the foot

Phil: Did you get to shag that slag from oceana?
James: Nah fam, got too wasted and passed out
Phil: You've cooked your own spleen, there!
James: I know, bruv

Mike G: Did you break up with Lydia?
Marcel: Nope. Told her I loved her by accident.
Mike G: CYOS.

Reginald Poshington: Hello there old chap! How goes it?
Rogers Chestertonmastercard IV: Not so well, I'm afraid old sport. I just heard back from the Regatta Club and it seems my work to further the segregation amongst the races within my rugby club, albeit a step back into the ways of the splendour of Uncle Adolf, served as a conflict of interests and hence they have heaved me from the running to become a partner. Daddy won't be pleased at all.
Reginald: Well then, old spice! You've cooked your own spleen, haven't you?
Rogers: In deed! This is TRULY a recipe for disaster

News of the world's last headline: "We've Cooked Our Own Spleen"

Cooked your own spleen by theclassgeek November 9, 2012

Cooked cunt 

Someone that is fried on drugs, usually meth or weed. Often looks and acts mentally disabled.

"Fuck off ya cooked cunt, ya nearly broke the bong"

Often used in a friendly way amongst Australians. "How ya been ya cooked cunt?"

Cooked cunt by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

cocked ace-deuce 

Wearing one's hat slightly tilted to the side in a fly manner.

Today I saw Michael and MaxT walking with a swagger on the Westside of Chicago with their hats cocked ace-deuce.

ace-deuce

cocked ace-deuce by StevieJT July 28, 2009