beating 

What you need.

John really needs a beating.

beating by ItsTheBluAzul July 18, 2015

wiener bearing 

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

wiener bearing by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021

beating the meat

playing with your genitals, masturbation.

I like beating the meat.

beating the meat by Someone August 2, 2003

Beaning Out

You know, flicking the bean

jilling out

rubbing the clit

female masturbation

"Hey, did you see Izzy last night? She was beaning out like crazy! Moaning like a siren!"

Beaning Out by Jigglyjay May 30, 2018

Unbirthday beatings 

Unbirthday beatings are equal to 100 minus your actual age.

These can be given out on any day that is not your birthday, but only once per month per person.

xanthina gives you unbirthday beatings

Unbirthday beatings by xanthina July 4, 2009

beaking 

To trash talk someone to their face and make them look like an idiot in front of other people.

I was beaking Adam so hard today that he didnt know what to do about it.

beaking by D-FED November 25, 2009

Pooh bearing 

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh

Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing

Pooh bearing by cyclaptor January 26, 2010