Skeeter Blockers 

Glasses when worn on hoes, sluts, or any other slang for promiscuous women; the word is meant to imply that the glasses being worn are intended to keep skeet, or semen, out of the girls eye(s) as she performs oral sex on another man.

"I just got head from that girl, wouldve cummed all in her eyes if she didnt have her skeeter blockers on."

Skeeter Blockers by toastboy55 December 3, 2006

Bollock Heavy 

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

Bollock Heavy by Silks August 9, 2006

bollock yogurt 

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

bollock yogurt by sac March 20, 2004

Clit Blocker

The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.

She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!

Clit Blocker by pseudomine December 8, 2009

Bollocks

one of the worst swear words you'll ever hear in the United Kingdom, meaning testicles. It is NOT pronounced "bullocks" like some morons here in the US try to say it to sound cool. It's said exactly how it looks.

Never mind the bollocks, here's the Sex Pistols
OR
Bollocks to you

Bollocks by Alex September 24, 2003

Beta blockers 

Medicine for people with heart problems. It slows down your heart. Really fucking dangerous when taken if you don't have a heart problem. Drugs + Beta blockers (at the same tine) = bad news.

That dude died from smoking weed and taking beta blockers at the same time.

Beta blockers by circlePit4 May 28, 2009

hater blockers 

synonym for shades i.e. sunglesses; implying that when u put them on all of your haters will dissappear from your sight

i got my hater blockers on so i cant see you.

hater blockers by acchille July 18, 2006