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Tennessee Airport layover 

When a husband shaves all of his pubes in the shower, then gets his wife to come squeeze his balls while he Jerks off. (him still being in the shower). When ejaculation occurs, he then grabs her hand, blows a load in it, but then she lays it over on his face instantly, giving no time for the husband to react.
I hear people day that tennessee airport layovers help with facial aging

Tennessee Turf Ass 

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole
“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”

Tennessee Toothpick 

Considered an old wise joke— A Tennessee toothpick is the bone from a raccoon pecker. The bone in male raccoon genitalia is tiny enough it COULD be used as a toothpick....
“I sure which I could get this food unstuck from my teeth.”

“There’s some roadkill! I can get you a Tennessee toothpick real quick?”

“Uhh, what’s that?”
“A raccoon pecker!”

“Oh.” *squirms in terror while their friend laughs at their reaction*
Tennessee Toothpick by LPeezy February 2, 2023

Tennessee Stringbean 

The process of heating up a sexual partners feces via grill and putting them together like a kebab. The partner will then insert the stringbean via anal hole while heated to around 200 degrees farhenhiet.
Yo dawg I totally Tennessee Stringbeaned her ass last night

east tennessee sewer trout 

A bowel movement of epic proportions. While body feels so much better after releasing East Tennessee sewer trout. Usually happens after a bout of constipation.
I'll catch up with you guys later I need to go release some East Tennessee sewer trout.

The Tennessee Horseshoe 

While performing intercourse on your significant other, you unexpectedly rear like a horse and neigh at the top of your lungs. When he/she questions your horselike antics. In the heat of the moment, you strike her in the head with a horseshoe and eat hay off their unconscious body.
Yee Hah. I just found out dad cheated on me with my sister so I did The Tennessee Horseshoe on Ma'.