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Absolute Madman 

A man with no regard for himself or any others around him; does not believe in self preservation or anything else for that matter
Robert: You are about to break up a 3 year relationship
Nicholas: Am I supposed to care?
Robert: *Looks off in the distance* Absolute Madman

Absolute Unit 

When a person male or female is extremely fatt and a very hungry boi. Their hips should go past their shoulders. They are the bad type of thick. These people are normally above 300 pounds depending on height
Man she is a big girl what an absolute unit.
Absolute Unit by BIG SNAK DAD September 14, 2018

absolute balls 

You are absolute balls (shit)
absolute balls by c-dawg94 March 15, 2014

ABSOLUTICA 

absolutely awesome (in a sexual way)...heheh:P
1. alex evans is absolutica!!

2. would you like to do alex evans? response: ABSOLUTICA!
ABSOLUTICA by cats say meow... August 1, 2008

absolute donkey 

someone who is an absolute monster at what they do, typically a sport. a large person, very muscular, and all around a large person...
Rey Lewis is an absolute donkey bro
absolute donkey by MateoTheGreat November 3, 2019

absolute rocket 

The act of hitting a home run in baseball.
Bryce Harper hit an absolute rocket to right center.