Bonk Mission
Bonk Mission by Dorlock October 16, 2020
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Every mission we go on is illegal
Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old
Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal
Every mission we go on is illegal by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021
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Honey Mission
Errands from your spouse that end up being a wild goose chase or an impossible to achieve task. Similar to a dummy mission.
Man1: she asked me to get the mascara out of her car it’s not in there
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.
Man2: Sounds like she sent you on a honey mission.
Honey Mission by Dropthealbumkendrick May 28, 2021
Fuckshit Mission
It's a mission to acquire drugs.
Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Your friend picks you up bumping 2 Chainz and says "I just got to make one quick stop" and then you drive around aimlessly for approximately 24-72 hours, making multiple stops but never end up at the plugs. Then they drop you off at your house with no drugs and all you wanna do is sleep for 3 days.
Trever: "I just got to make one quick stop"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"
Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "
Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
Josh: "dude I'm really not in the mood for a Fuckshit Mission"
Trever: "no it'll be quick I promise"
Delaney: " who could we call for a ride to the plugs house? "
Cody: "definitely not Maddi, she'll take us on a Fuckshit Mission"
Fuckshit Mission by Lux1999 March 16, 2022
Shawnee Mission West
A school located in Overland Park KS in the shawnee mission school district, they're the Vikings even though there are no people from Minnesota in that bitch. They say that the school itself is great but really its full of stoner, wanna be stoners and is the teenage pregnancy capital of the Midwest. The sports teams are abysmal and any football team made up of just punters could beat their football team. And they stole their logo straight from the NFL franchise Minnesota Vikings. And the only thing they got going for them is that Paul Rudd went their for highschool
Johnny Appleseed: yo wanna go to the football game at Shawnee Mission West?
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
Steve: Fuck no that place has got all sorts of STD's and their football team is shit
Shawnee Mission West by 1Rammstein! July 1, 2022
Jumming mission
Jumming mission by Meat itteruptted June 22, 2023
Impossible mission
A San Jose type of activity that involves 2 or more bored af individuals that have absolutely nothing to do and nowhere to go but decide to walk or drive hella miles round-trip for no particular reason at all, but thinking, Hell with it, maybe something could pop off.
Every time people end up in jail it's always because of some impossible mission people get sent on where people want to pretend to be chasing them.
Impossible mission by Adub408 July 13, 2023