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wormhole 

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.
John wormholed Sally.
wormhole by Chris Jones February 1, 2005

Turkish Wormhole 

When one has held in a fart for a prolonged period of time and the flatulence is at the point of release, so to avoid social indecency one clenches their sphincter and sucks the fart back up into their colon
After we went out to eat Indian food, I was watching this movie with my slampiece and she was rubben' my junk. But the whole time I was holding in a fart so I pulled a Turkish Wormhole so that my wicked curry smelling shit wouldn't cockblock me.
Turkish Wormhole by plyd011 November 11, 2011

Wormholing

The action of defaecating into another persons anus, and then them attempting to defaecate back into the original anus. So named because of the extreme difficulty of, how do you say, "two way communication".
Darren: "Dude, I caught Mike wormholing Katie last night"

Cletus: "Really? how did it go?"

Darren: "It looked like two platypusses mating witha chainsaw"
Wormholing by JiveWorm April 5, 2011

wormholing

to go back or forward in time. Einstein's Theory of Relativity suggest that time travel is possible via wormholes
Dude, I'm wormholing it back to 1973 and gettin' down with old Soul Train clips of the O'Jays...
wormholing by rchgrca October 3, 2013

wormhole 

When a person inserts their hand into the hanging shirt of someone leaning over, passing through the legs from behind, past the chest, and, ideally, reaching the pot of gold: the face, in order to sequentially tickle all aforementioned parts
Bobby: Meg was working out and I have her a wormhole
Wellington: No way, dude!
Bobby: She thought it was hilarious, said she'd never felt anything like it before.

Chad: Ben wormholed me and fuckin tickled my face, I'm gonna beat his ass
Thad: It's OK, man, he ran upstairs, chill out
wormhole by legendsword2 February 6, 2017

Galactic Wormhole 

A homosexual act between two(or more) men where, at least one individual is uncircumsized, and the partner(s) insert their penises into his loose foreskin.
Engage warp drive, and into the Galactic Wormhole!