Vaginese 

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

Vaginese by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

vagineering 

The act of exploring a vagina for recreational purposes.

I lost my watch when I went vagineering with my girlfriend over the weekend.

vagineering by madnis August 24, 2008

Vaginercise 

To excercise the vaginal muscles, much like Kegal excercises, in order to de-loosify the yeast pouch.

After two months of grueling Vaginercises, Kelli's pussy was as tight as a butthole.

Vaginercise by Dan Jewell March 24, 2005

vagine 

slang for "vagina" as coined by Borat

"Her vagine hang low like a wizard's sleeve"

vagine by J-dog, K-dog January 4, 2008

Vaginis

Having a vagina/penis

Signs you have one:
1) Your penis is always in your vagina
2) everytime you take a step you quife
3) you've impregnated yourself
4) your a guy and you listen to the jonas brothers
5) you get confused when you have to piss

The lead singer of alesana is a vaginis

Vaginis by GUAMILY February 16, 2009

Bobs and Vagine 

IMeans boobs and vagina. Its how the Pakistani and Indian fellas ask for nudes online. It must work because they still do it all the time.

In Indian accent " hello there young lady I would very much like to see your Bobs and vagine "

Bobs and Vagine by _WHITE_DEVIL_ March 12, 2020

bobs and vagine 

Something an Indian man on facebook will ask a white girl. There are different variation in the spelling such as Bob's and vigene, or bobbs and vagene.

Indian man: Helo YOU are very prety ladi

Indian man: open bobs

Indian man: I wil kiss yur Bob's and vagine

Indian man: show bobs and vagine

bobs and vagine by Niggatello Ferguson August 19, 2017