telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

telling porkies by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015

pornhead 

Noun - A term usually applied to one who looks at an excessive amount of internet porn.

George, stop looking at porn you fucking pornhead!

pornhead by Mutari January 2, 2007

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

Pornerific by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Pornipedia 

A pornipedia is a walking talking depraved individual with a derelict moral compass that spins like there is no magnetic pole.

The pornipedia is a walking talking porn encyclopedia who can recite any and every odd porn trivia from memory and has a photographic memory of porn stars, scenes and pop shots.

The pornipedia is really a rare being and requires a constant feeding of porn. It appears that there is an increase in the occurrence of live pornipedias since the adoption of internet porn world wide.

Pornipedia's spend an inordinate amount of time on 4chan's adult channels.

Hey pornipedia, who is that pasty skinned <interrupts> "Stoya"

Hey pornipedia, who's the guy that shoots ropes and looks like <interrupts> "Peter north"

Hey pornipedia, who's the girl with the lips like <interrupts> "jesse jane"

Pornipedia by Lascivious March 26, 2010

pornicorn 

Someone wearing a strap-on dildo on their foreheads.

Like a Unicorn, but pornographic.

"I love it when Howard straps on the rubber dildo. He is my little pornicorn"

pornicorn by Kevirrrrooni November 6, 2006

Pornipotent 

An individual who possesses an infinite amount of pornographic-technique related knowledge.

Dirivative of the word: Omnipotent.

I remember when Mr. Chedders told me what Chilli-Doggin' was, Hes clearly Pornipotent.

Pornipotent by Danzo June 11, 2004

Porncierge 

Noun: A close friend whom you have an agreement with that will delete all of the porn from your computer as well as remove any pornographic material from your household in the event of your death.

Hey Pete, i have a lot of porn on my computer and in my bedroom. i'm going of to war tomorrow and very well may not return. I was wondering if i should die, could you please as to keep the memory of me strong be my Porncierge and remove such articles from my room and off of my computer.

Porncierge by sweet al October 30, 2009