Morting 

An extreme version of "dying."

Shaniqwa: Olivia Pope needs her own man! Tired of basic b*tches hopping on my men.

Me: MORTING!!!!!!!!

Morting by thedinosaurxx January 30, 2016

mooning 

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.

We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.

mooning by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

moobing violation 

When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.

Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.

Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.

moobing violation by cdafox May 7, 2010

Mooging

Making self-indulgent mad noises on a synthesiser. (Preferably a genuine Moog<TM>)

I'm mooging naked at the moment btw.

Mooging by Ambisonix August 20, 2013

Motting

Giving your girlfriend oral sex while making the sound 'mot' over and over again and holding her flaps back.

motting a girl out, and she loves it!!

Motting by i love motting October 10, 2011

mooing 

When someone repeatly complains or asks about someone or something.

Harry: When's it my turn?
(30 seconds later)
Harry: I wanna turn, when's it my turn maate?
(not long after)
Harry: Mate?

Jimbo: I'm nearly finished with her, quit your mooing!

mooing by jjhampden September 5, 2011

Moosing it up 

To be "Moosing" or to "Moosing it up" is to add Shaving foam to the genitals during masturbation.

Whitey I'll be Moosing it up to Lucy Pinder, Brb

Moosing it up by m0nks101 February 16, 2008