Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery 

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022

The bare minimum I can manage 

I started by cleaning up the clutter. Then, I cleaned out and unclogged the sink. Next, I bleached the kitchen and clean the stove. I replaced my dinky plastic bookshelf with the real wooden bookshelf I got a while ago. I swept the carpet (because it was took late to vacuum). Organized my random shit I had laying around (cords, cologne, etc.). Then I cleaned the bathroom. If I didn’t have to sleep to go work 2 jobs I would have bleached the walls and vents. What’s the cripple doing? Being waited on, hand and foot, and having women brought to him to suck his dick?

Hym “Because the bare minimum I can manage is the maximum amount that is possible in a given amount of time. Now what happens? Does the retard’s impaled corpse appear outside my window when I wake up? No? Does someone explain to me how Dr. Bus is quoting the things I said to a guy the day after I say them? No? Are all of my problems external and not a reflection of my inability or behavior? Yes. And now I’m allowed to criticize you all.”

The bare minimum I can manage by Hym Iam October 18, 2022

grown manage kids 

1.Kids that talk back to or don’t listen to an adult.

2.Kids who think they are adults but not.
3.Disrespectful child.
4.kid who verbally go back and forth with an adult.

Adult: I thought I told you to wash the dishes
Kid: I didn’t feel like washing dishes I’m tired.
Adult: You a grown manage kids. I could’ve never say that to my mom when I was your age.

grown manage kids by Brianakilk January 20, 2022

bandage and manage 

when referring to s/h inflicting wounds on yourself and covering them up

bandage and manage lol

bandage and manage by stumvi March 7, 2021

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely

Recommended if you live in a hot/humid climate, exercise, or have a physically demanding job to manage sweat, oil, and odor, indoor job, live in a cooler climate, or have dry/sensitive skin. Only necessary if you are heavily soiled or sweating profusely by GravelWincher123 February 24, 2026

je mange les petits enfants 

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

je mange les petits enfants by ta meremere April 13, 2016

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014