bridget joneses 

Big, non-sexy, full-coverage women's underpants (knickers)

I couldn't find my thong so I had to wear my bridget joneses

bridget joneses by Gillygate September 11, 2008

jonser 

Someone that wants something really bad - usually referring to drugs, but equally applicable to anything else.

That jonser is so damn hungry - give him some lettuce!

or

Look at that jonser - he needs some luvin.

jonser by biggerP April 25, 2008

jonesed 

1) to come up short on something. 2)to get {screwed} the short end of the bargain. 3) to lose by some others advantage
ORIGIN: To keep up with the jones' to be in a undesirable position because of someone else's improved position.

When I went to the bathroom I got jonesed because someone used the last of the tissue and did not replace it!

jonesed by cobra March 31, 2004

jonser 

Someone who is always in need of drugs or never has cigarettes and always asks for one.

That dude is such a jonser, he's ran out of coke days ago.

jonser by Jonesy602az April 22, 2008

jonser 

a joke,or idiot, mess, or anything else negative referring to the person being a dumbass.

mike listens to screamo. what a jonser

jonser by jacob wiskel August 8, 2006

jonesberg scratch 

Black Tar Heroin

Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!

jonesberg scratch by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021

Indiana jonesed 

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

Indiana jonesed by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016