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honey chipotle chicken crispers 

A meal from Chili's Restaurant usually accompanied by a corn on the cob and French fries.
"Welcome to Chili's may i take your order?" "Yes i will have the honey chipotle chicken crispers"

beer crisper 

the bottom drawer in a refrigerator used as the main place to store beer.
who the hell needs a whole drawer for celery and pears? my bud light seems to work better in the beer crisper.
beer crisper by Stephan Martinez February 18, 2009
THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA
LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS
Crispin by ISMASHEDurMOMcrispin December 13, 2021

John Crispin Restoles 

A status of an employee where in you are having a SKILL allowances already yet you are still receiving NIGHT
DIFFERENTIALS. Another term for an action of going out of the production floor without permission
just to scan and snipe thick pearly shells.

A state of condition where you are confused with your gender.
Ex: Don't be a john crispin restoles attitude or else you will not have a girlfriend and later on realized that you are a miss UNIVERSE instead! Darna!
John Crispin Restoles by Kuya Jay October 24, 2019

Schenectady Crispies 

A cereal made up by strong bad in his email called labor day. If you click on the diamond on his head, he says:
Schenectady Crispies are so frickin' good, they taste TWICE! Once in your mouth, and once in your esophagus! I hope I dont get caught!
Schenectady Crispies by Daniel December 6, 2003

Christ Crispies

Communion is the rite that Christians perform in fulfilment of Jesus' instruction, recorded in the New Testament to do in memory of him what he did at his Last Supper. Jesus gave his disciples bread, saying "This is my body," and wine, saying "This is my blood." Christians generally recognize a special presence of Christ in this rite, though they differ about exactly how, where, and when Christ is present. The word "Eucharist" is also applied to the bread and wine consecrated in the course of the rite. The "Bread" is usually a thin small wafer that is unremarkable in taste and appearance. So to remedy this I came up with a tasty solution that will bring Jesus to the breakfast table.

Christ Crispies-
A bowl of communion wafers and milk. A balanced diet of nutrition and dogma! Provides 100% RDA of Vitamin JC. Kid tested Pope approved.
So I was stuck in church the other day and all they had to eat was Christ Crispies....
Christ Crispies by GenChaos October 17, 2006