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Crispin

THE REAL SOYBOY, HE IS THE SHORTEST PERSON YOU Will EVER MEET AND VERY WIDE AND LARGE JUST VERY LARGE AND HAS A VERY KIND HEART KAPPA

LOOK AT THE CHINA WALL ITS ALMOST AS BIG AS "Crispin" POGGERS

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CHISELED LIKE A GREEK GOD WITH A HUGE PLANE THAT BE SMASHED INTO THE TWIN TOWERS AND FUCKED YOU MOM YES CRISPIN I FUCKED YOUR MOM BITCH

Wow look at erand go he is 9'11 and looks like a Greek god and fuck crispins mom the day before tower incident

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