kurtis conner 

kurtis conner is a youtuber and he is very kind and respectful!! he used to make vines before vine died. he says extra greetings and folks a lot. he is also mayor of kurtistown and anyone who subscribes to him is part of kurtis conner. be nice to him, cause it’s the law :)

person one: hey did you watch kurtis conner’s newest video?

person two: yeah ofc! he’s awesome

kurtis conner by urlocalmaniac September 6, 2021

Connecticut cover up 

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

Connecticut cover up by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

Center Connector

The Imaginary, VITAL missing component of anything complicated that someone needs your help to assemble!

James can you help me put this gazebo up?
Yeah sure!...... Ah man wait a sec, the center connector is missing, we'll have to leave it!

Center Connector by Phatzoot June 23, 2011

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell

The most beautiful, gorgeous, amazing life saver I love this human being so much and I would literally give anything to meet her.
She is also talented as fuck and will go down in history ask anyone who loves her. And her brother Finneas is talented as well and I think he deserves more credit cuz he has an amazing voice and is just amazing in general.

Person 1: “Hey have you listened to Billie Eilish Pirate Baird O'Connell/ Billie Eilish?”
Person 2: “ hell yeah she’s gorgeous!”

billie eilish pirate baird o'connell by Lersoonsgshajahajajag June 18, 2020

mex connect

Poor or slow internet connection. Refers to the quality of internet one might receive in Mexico

Guy 1: I've been downloading this movie for days! My internet is so slow
Guy 2: lol you have mex connect

mex connect by Woogie Noogie November 6, 2014

Canned Sunshine

The result of nuclear fission, or more simply put to detonate a nuclear bomb.

If we really wanted to make peace in the Middle East, all we really have to do is open up some canned sunshine on them and start all over!

Canned Sunshine by Bangboy February 7, 2010

Walmart Connection

Playing any online game with a poor internet connection. The connection is so bad that it is as if he/she is playing on the demonstration XBox, PS3, etc. at Walmart. Walmart connections are not always constant and can happen at any given time.

Me and my buddies were about to complete the last vidmaster challenge on Halo when John's Walmart Connection kicked in and he lagged out.

Walmart Connection by mcsnails May 1, 2010