Basterd 

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

Basterd by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

blastered 

Completely wasted on liquor and good bud...

After we smoked that fat blunt of purp Ted drank all the Henny and was way blastered...

blastered by Only The Chronic June 3, 2008

battered 

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

battered by Carnophage December 15, 2004

basterdization 

A person who has been called a bastard and will be known as one forever, therefore they have been basterzised either by one person or a group of people

I wounder what basterdization is

basterdization by GAZLX September 6, 2017

Bostered 

Drunk beyond words; to be in a state of utter drunkeness.

I feel like drinking, let's get totally bostered!

Bostered by Dille March 4, 2010

inglorious basterd

an attention whore who is secretly gay but who poses as a tough guy in public so both men and women will undress him with their eyes.

Brad Pitt is an inglorious basterd

inglorious basterd by biggdoggie August 20, 2009

battered 

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

battered by selmabouvier December 18, 2003