astronomist

it's like astronomer but myles wasn't sure how to pronounce it

Myles - "Yeah they're like an astronomist...anyway the earth isn't perfectly round."
Miranda - "did you just say astronomist?"

astronomist by cchilli April 29, 2021

Astronomical Rap Facts 

The GOD of twitter.

"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"

Astronomical Rap Facts by Astronomical Rap Facts May 29, 2021

astronomical value 

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.

Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

astronomical value by BROSKI_IN_DA_HOUSE April 11, 2022

astronimite 

A man that thoroughly enjoys anal sex.

"That guy is such an astronimite."

astronimite by CBT Enjoyer May 28, 2023

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler 

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

astronomical odds 

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.

The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.

astronomical odds by Kurapika June 12, 2014

acronomize 

To give something an acronym, to shorten a a series of words into an acronym.

The Young Men's Christian Association was acronomized to YMCA.

acronomize by MeganLaura04 August 25, 2008