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astronimite 

"That guy is such an astronimite."
astronimite by CBT Enjoyer May 28, 2023
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Astronimite 

A quirky guy who finds almost anything funny and would be that type of person to hide in someone’s closet.
James: “Banana”
Nathan: “HAHAHAHA”
James: “Bro you find everything funny, all i said was one word man…”
James: “You’re such an Astronimite”
Astronimite by Anonymoose man July 15, 2022

astronimite 

an astronimite is an wanker
your such an astronimite

astronomize 

omg ur mutuals with astronomize? your so fucking cool marry me
astronomize by lmanburgboom July 20, 2021

astronomiaexpansotrilophobia 

The fear of the vast expanse of the universe

*girl*: what is your fear?
*Man*: astronomiaexpansotrilophobia
*Girl*: what....
I have astronomiaexpansotrilophobia, which implies that i am afraid of the vast expanse of the unviverse
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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