Vanisher 

A person who inexplicably vanishes before your eyes. They appear to be of normal human composition with the exception of their uncanny ability to simply be 'there' one minute and 'not there' the next. A vanisher may or may not engage its witness, but invariable ends up by stepping at least partially out of view for a split second and then disappearing completely. This is not a matter of object permanence, as an immediate and thorough inspection of the area which they supposedly entered will invariably reveal no sign of their presence. Revenants of sorts, they tend to manifest themselves mainly between the hours of 3 and 5 a.m.

Holy shit! That guy just stepped around the corner and then he was gone! I mean, I just looked back there and he's nowhere to be found...

Yep, that's a vanisher.

Vanisher by Will93 September 29, 2011

varnish 

1. (adj) To be inebriated or drunk to within an inch of your life; A good night

2. (adj) To be fucked over

1. "Man, last night I was so varnish that I shaved my balls with a circular saw"

1. "Last night was so varnish man!"

2. "Dude did you hear about Jim? His girlfriend dumped him for a bisexual goat! Talk about being varnished."

varnish by Trigital October 28, 2010

Toilet Varnish 

A case of severe diarrhea which "varnishes" the toilet brown...also called "Toilet Paint".
Toilet Varnish is extremely difficult to clean if it is not flushed within a week.

after all those grapes i needed to go varnish the toilet...

i said to my sister: "I'm not cleaning your Toilet Varnish!"

Toilet Varnish by FNX September 11, 2005

disa-fukin-vanished  

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.

The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

disa-fukin-vanished by Jay up in AK April 17, 2009

tarnished 

(adj): useless, unattractive, or unappealing an any way; describes someone or something that is all-around poor in quality

\Example 1\
Person 1: Imma keep it real witcho ass chief these Fritos taste like trash.
Person 2: Yeah that shit's tarnished

\Example 2\
Person 1: Bro that bitch Vanessa fine af no cap
Person 2: Nah bro her cheeks nice but that face be tarnished as a mf.

\Example 3\
Person 1: Yo these J's hard af bruh
Person 2: Nah these shits tarnished no cap

tarnished by Real Yung Ninja June 12, 2018

tarnished ring 

old,junk, or garbage

Gurl i thought u was still goin out wit him!

Gurl bye! He was a tarnished ring.

tarnished ring by iLl Ma March 22, 2006

Varnish your venison 

To slap your salami, pull your pickle or tug your turkey.

You'd better but get caught trying to varnish your venison.

Varnish your venison by GaryButtGas August 9, 2023