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Spindler 

(Spind-Ler)noun:;A person that is a tweaker ass motherfucker and all he does all day is spindle the glass pipe,doing anything to get money(steal,lie,scam,suck dick)all just to get more tweak.All they think about is getting there presious shards.
Did u just see that spindler try to sell me the shoes he was wearin,for 20 bucks.
Spindler by Riggins October 11, 2006
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spindle shanks

Thin in stature, having thin arms and/or legs.
"Yo bro, you got spindle shanks for arms!"

Santa spindle 

When a man tricks a girl to sit on his lap in a position where his erection will eventually slide into her vagina.
Sit on my lap and I will give you a Santa spindle for Christmas.
Santa spindle by Slo Joe Jizz September 15, 2010
When you’re being railed and your limbs suddenly go numb so to get the feeling back he slaps you around the face with his dick.
Last night my girl got spindles so I had to use a turkey slap.

jew spindles 

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi
I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
jew spindles by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010

roger spindler 

The dope ass band teacher at mauston high school when he’s not yelling at the retards in the percussion section he is chatting with most of the band students And telling dirty jokes or even picking on freshman guys that remotely talk to any girls, spindler is such a chad we all know he should be eating ass for a living, spindler is a god amongst mere mortals
Roger spindler is defined as a old man off his rocker but a cool dude
Spindler: wanna here the best pick up line?
Student: sure
Spindler: are you from jamaica because jamaican me crazy!
Student: cool

spindle whorl

(1) A cam or balance wheel on a shaft or spindle for spinning yarn or thread from wool, cotton, or other material; usually made of clay; (2) a weight attached to the end of a spindle to facilitate manipulation of the thread in spinning
"I always use a spindle whorl to help weight down my wool strands; it makes it easier to spin yarn for my knitting and weaving," said the weaver to her customers at the farmer's market.
spindle whorl by Aviva Gabriel January 5, 2009