An eight foot tall being of pure darkness born from mans hubris who is an imaginary friend of a young girl with matted black hair dressed like a Victorian doll, most likely possessed and covered in blood. Mr Spindles is most likely not imaginary and a real demon who's probably waiting for its next victim to play with a Ouija board and get their child and possibly themselves possessed or at least haunted for most likely forever.

I'm probably not gonna sleep tonight knowing that Mr Spindles is probably waiting for me under my bed to grab my ankle while it dangles down by the side of my bed since my cat farted and started global warming and even the paint on my walls started melting.

Mr Spindles by QuestioningMyExistence... August 17, 2021

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jew spindles

cd containers that have been blessed by a rabbi

I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.

jew spindles by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010

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Spindleshank

Infamous mythical figure that roams around the English woodlands, and stabs adventurers in the back while they observe fungi. Nemesis of mycologists (biologists who specialize in fungi).

Alfie: "You know what they say about mycologists: they're pretty fungis!"

Sean: "Yeah, until Spindleshank shows up and ruins their shit."

Spindleshank by VanCaspel August 7, 2016

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Spineless

Someone who cannot or will not do the right thing, even though a small part of them knows they should. Spineless people often use phrases like " I don't give a flying fuck" or "I don't want to get involved"

My brother is spineless, probably because he doesn't want to deal with the wrath of his crazy ass wife, so I guess it's ok.

Spineless by Protectorfromevil April 27, 2016

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