SomerBob 

Mixed Drink; half Somersby & half Michelob. Enjoy!

Gosh! It’s a beautiful day outside! Poor me a SomerBob babe!

SomerBob by Mr. & Mrs. Sniff March 31, 2020

shmerffle

The act of eating one's fart bubble while usually in a bath tub or swimming pool.

"Brosiff, I am the shmerffle king of this pool!"

shmerffle by Dave Rowe April 7, 2008

shomer shabbos 

The Jewish day of rest. That means that you don't work, you don't drive a car, you don't fucking ride in a car, you don't handle money, you don't turn on the oven, and you sure as shit don't fucking roll!

Donny: How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter?
Walter Sobchak: I'm shomer shabbos.

shomer shabbos by trarei August 6, 2011

shmerp 

Shmerp is a verb/noun/adjective/adverb/ and can take the place of any word in the English Language.

“I totally Shmerped that guys computer screen!”
"Shut the Shmerp up!!!"

shmerp by speed44558800 October 10, 2014

Shmerdon 

A phrase used when something bad happens.

Shmerdon, I forgot my wallet.
That exam was a shmerdon.

Shmerdon by Almush1 December 3, 2021

shmernered

The emotion between boredom and another emotion.

person 1: She's in between emotions, not bored but on the verge, she's shmernered, she's-
person 2: dude stop singing that vegan teacher or i will kick your ass

shmernered by lololol47 December 14, 2021

shmergen 

Noun.

Mumbo jumbo, abstract information; bullshit. Usually spoken by professors or kiss-ass graduate students.

Root word can also be modified to create a verb (i.e., "Shmergeny").

Can replace the traditional, "Blah blah blah," or, "yadda yadda yadda."

Girl 1: "Did you take notes in philosophy?"
Girl 2: "I tried, but it was a bunch of shmergen."

Modified version: "The teacher's lecture was all shmergeny."

shmergen by theoutlaw May 27, 2009