Registered Flex Offender 

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

Registered Flex Offender by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

Reisha

One of the nicest, sweetest people you will ever meet. Reisha can be shy and quiet at first, but once you get to know her she is really nice. She`s smart and funny and very innocent. She was always a little princess growing up and wants to stay that way. She doesn`t get dirty jokes, or doesn`t find them funny. She will help you with your homework, and anyother problems you have. An over all awesome person

Ali: That girl who sits in front of me in math class is really nice and smart!
Zac: I think her names reisha

Reisha by DramaLlama2014 June 18, 2011

ravished 

To absolutely destroy a woman in intercourse

"I ravished the hell out of this chick the other night bro"

ravished by itsaduck June 10, 2015

stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!

stink relish by skarch August 31, 2004

Revising Perfection 

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

Revising Perfection by Revising Perfection October 28, 2009

uncle regis 

Uncle Regis is slang for marijuana, weed, pot, etc.

Where were you Billy?
Oh I was hanging out with Uncle Regis earlier.

Did Uncle Regis pay you a visit today?

uncle regis by Nicki Minaj January 6, 2010

money redistribution machine

A nickname that my overworked and institutionally derisive father used to give himself when he was feeling especially used and unappreciated.

Oh yes, let’s plan a fucking dream vacation from your oh-so-difficult lives while I - the money redistribution machine - goes straight to my wallet so “we” can fund it!

money redistribution machine by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019