Narcissist 

1. Someone who always seems to turn the situation onto themselves. Instead of thinking about the other person they tend to focus on themselves and how they can benefit from the person or situation.

2. A person who is very good at manipulating others into doing what they want or making the other person feel that they're wrong in a situation when its clearly them. They love to make the other person feel like they're the crazy one.

3. A narcissist is someone who is arrogant, an exhibitionist, vain, manipulative, and greedy for admiration. Often caused by childhood trauma and PTSD. Narcissists do not do well with sharing, especially when it comes to relationships and friendships do to their need of attention and admiration. They crave attention and often get jealous when others receive it more than them. Narcissist cannot be helped because they usually do not know that they are narcissistic.

1. "I was trying to ask Jen relationship advice but all she could talk about was her relationship with Matt, what a narcissist"

"I was asking Joe for help with my car and the first thing he asked was if I'd pay him, I didn't even tell him what was wrong with it, he's such a narcissistic asshole"

2. "Frank I'm a little concerned that you are talking to other women behind my back and I'd like to talk to you about it"
"Are you cheating on me, Lisa! You must be! OH MY GOD, after all I did for you! I tell you everything, I DO. How could you do this to ME!? "

3. "I don't get why Rachel talks and flirts with every guy that I'm interested in, she says she's just trying to be a friend and 'seeing if he's a good guy for me' but showing him her boobs is not helping me see if he's a good guy for me, first of all she has a boyfriend, it's like if she's not getting all the attention, then no one can and I'm sick of it!"

"My best friend Brandi and her boyfriend Kyle just got engaged, they look so happy together, I hope they brake up..."

Narcissist by snowprincessx December 3, 2014

Narcissist 

cold hearted asshole

He’s such a Narcissist.

He’s being a bustard.

Narcissist by fuckthahaters January 15, 2018

narco trafficante 

Drug trafficker in spanish. Someone who smuggles and distributes drugs from/into the US from Mexico or other Latin America countries.

I come on the front of the Narco Trafficante I get to telling them motherfuckers "Yo mato por nada" They like "What that mean?" I had to tell em', that mean I kill for nothin. - Kevin Gates

narco trafficante by envybank$ December 8, 2015

narcissistic wand 

a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.

I can't believe she is using her narcissistic wand again, what a bitch!

narcissistic wand by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015

Covert Narcissist 

Very thin-skinned, fragile ego, insecure yet entitled, self-centered, lacking in empathy and having a very low emotional IQ. They only care about themselves and view people as objects and pawns rather than human beings. They feed off of admiration, compliments & attention yet are never able to congratulate or thank you. If they offer an apology you can be sure it is insincere and only serves to regain control of their victims. They are just as manipulative as overt narcissists, and often more dangerous because you don’t see them coming. They yet come off as quiet, shy, sweet, innocent, & frequently charming. They do not seem to be a threat so you allow them into your lives unsuspecting, and they tear through your world like a tornado once they gain your trust. They lie, belittle, misuse, disrespect, control, and otherwise manipulate their prey into submission. Their tools are guilt, shame, blame, cat & mouse games and gaslighting. They punish you with passive agressive behavior, the silent treatment, put downs, and other subtle methods. They refuse to take responsibility for their actions and always twist everything around and turn it back on you. They can eventually become mentally, emotionally, physically and/or sexually abusive. They frequently will fly into a complete rage and break things. They may kill your pets or worse your children or you if their rage becomes explosive enough. They lack the ability to understand or control their emotions.

Covert Narcissist

I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.

I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!

William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.

Covert Narcissist by Sunny Dayz June 9, 2018

Narcistick 

The overuse of a selfie stick.

Man, she uses that Narcistick to post pics of herself all the time!

Narcistick by Timism April 4, 2015

Narcissistick 

A long pole with which one attaches a phone to take a selfie/groupie from a distance.

That dickhead loves taking photos of himself with his narcissistick.

Narcissistick by doseface February 15, 2019