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milton cleans 

A term/noun and/or Axe/POD patch for *that* clean tone developed and used by Fell Silent / TesseracT / MONUMENTS / Heart Of A Coward / Hacktivist.

Named after the British town Milton Keynes, where most of these bands are from.
"How do you get that snazzy Milton clean sound out of your Axe-Fx mate?"

or

"Fuck bands like Hacktivist who think they're MONUMENTS, fucking hacks stealing all the cool Milton cleans swag, leave it."
milton cleans by djentisamyth November 9, 2012
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Milton Waddams 

The squirrely looking guy in your office who mumbles a lot about nothing and eventually sets the building on fire.
Milton Waddams: "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting,.. I'm going to quit. And, and I told Dom too, because they've moved my desk... four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see... the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched... from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much,.. and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll have to... I'll set the building on fire..."
Milton Waddams by Falkon January 5, 2006
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Miltablishment

Portmanteau word combining military and establishment.

Used typically by political journalists and pundits to refer to Pakistan's powerful military, which plays an enormous role in shaping the country's security and foreign policies.
The Miltablishment’s preferred strategy now is to remain in control of the commanding heights of “national security
Miltablishment by ~covfefe March 13, 2019
The act of peeing in inappropriate places while in a blacked out inebriation.
“Yeah, Chuck pulled a milty in the closet last night!”
Milty by Limboroom August 17, 2021
A state of motherhood that is defined by an a uncontrolled sexual filthiness.
John's mom is certainly looking milthy today. I'm down for getting dirty with her!
milthy by terminal2 February 4, 2008

Jim Milton 

he just wants his god damn mail
Jim Milton by bluu1bot August 3, 2021

Milton Mango 

A term used in australia for one of its most loved beer xxxx gold. Due to it yellow(mango) colour can and it's brewing location of Milton
Joey bought a slab of Milton mangoes around the other day. Polished that off before we left for the pub.
Milton Mango by Steve_97 November 28, 2016