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"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.
I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.
Miltank by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003
Urban Dictionary Merch
Go must have sick and twisted fantasies if you think about 'suckling' a cows teat (a cartoon cow which doesn't exist)
Miltank by You are a queer September 6, 2003
a piece of shit pokemon or a military tank used for shit ig
I got a miltank in pokemon! its going straight into the PC, tho.
miltank by cooliggy427 March 26, 2025

Whitney's Miltank

Literally PokéSatan. Giratina move aside bro like damn. This Miltank... with its... ATTRACT and MILK DRINK Combo, like bro is more scary than Cynthia. damn. Like this is the OG sweeper. This damn miltank. I swear, this thing--- THIS thing is more trauma inducing than Cynthia. Change my mind. You can't. This dumb stupid ahh miltank, I hate it. Literally the worst thing ever.

And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.

Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.
"Bro have u beat goldenrod ?"
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."
A mistake that leads to an unpleasant odor
"Man, I forgot to put on deodorant this morning. That was a mistank."
mistank by That Mustache Thing March 25, 2010

Baba Milanka 

Baba Milanka is a mythical creature believed to have lived between the years of 2 - 2003. She is believed to have unlimited unimaginable prowess, and also is believed to have the power of the Sharingan eye. There is a myth connected to Baba Milanka and it is about a huge battle that broke down on the mountain of old age Serbia called Jahorina. The battle was fought between a mythical creature called Elias, and Baba Milanka. The victor of the battle is unknown, and the battle itself remains a mystery. The date of her death is also unknown, but it is believed that she was erased of the world by a higher power. The last time MIlanka was seen was on the sixth of June, 2003. Some people believe she has died, while some people believe she is still alive and well, hiding in the city of Belgrade.
Have you seen Baba Milanka?
Baba Milanka saved the world of an evil power that is Elias.
Baba Milanka by Timotijevic Kosana January 20, 2019

benjamin milbank 

You're being being such a benjamin milbank. Stop putting dollar bills in my panties!
benjamin milbank by benmilbank October 10, 2017
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