Kunzed

When a guy with charm, sex appeal, compassion, and style causes you to very rapidly develop a huge crush on him, simply by being himself. Then you see him with someone else the next day causing your crush to woefully be crushed. Most times there is a sexual encounter involved. It is when you realize that a number of your friends have crushed on this same Romeo making you part of a group of people having been Kunzed. Usually found in gay culture.

Eric: Bobby what's the matter?

Bobby: I met this amazing guy named Claude and I really liked him a lot. But I saw him with Lee and they were hanging out together.

Eric: Don't be sad, you've just been Kunzed. You'll get over it just like Scott, Alex, Brandon, and Kyle.

Kunzed by VonStroke Bird December 3, 2017

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kuntdouchian

This exotic creature can usually be found parading around in a vacuous bubble of her own self absorbed reflection. A "kuntdouchian" is a high maintenance, shallow, narcissistic product chick who spends her days in a selfie cloud prancing about as if we should all bow down to her botox shrine. The worst offenders deserving of this title are the bottom feeders who are far from a ten, yet when they look in the mirror they see nothing but a make-up-caked super model.

"Did you see Joey's new chick" What the fuck is that shit? That bimbo is a kuntdouchian if I ever seen one."

kuntdouchian by FAHQ Prez for Life January 25, 2018

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kunted • Kented • Kurted • Kunked • Kunte • Kunter • Khunted • Krunted • Kunged • Kunned

Krunted

It means that you are in so much trouble

You are so krunted because you broke my vase

Krunted by Héctor barbosa April 29, 2020

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Kented

Type of guy who always looks out for themselves. Typically has to floss on Instagram for the likes to show his worth. Always looking for the come up. Will screw the next guy to get ahead. AKA Clown boy

Damn I just got Kented! He stole my idea!

Kented by Anonymous user9 October 25, 2020