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kotchski 

A more formal form of cotch, which is a regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."
Sweet Jesus, the guy driving the pimped-out Neon is a screaming kotchski.
kotchski by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006
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A Guy who gets a lot of Dick, instead of Pussy.
Kocheta by WazzyAG February 8, 2021
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Köcher−Schulz 

A term which consists of two parts.
1. "Köcher" can be said, when a person (friend or stranger)burps intensionally or unintensionally in an appropriate volume, so that the surrounded people notice your miracle.

When you are not absolutely sure, if you have reached the sufficient volume you could use the following scale.
If you were burping at a family gathering and everybody would look at you utterly shocked- you know - the volume was enough.
2. "Schulz" must be said about half a second later. The response's volume depends on the burp volume, the louder the handcrafted song of enjoyment, the louder the only appropriate response "Schulz"!

Successfully introduced by Valentin and Robin at expense of our friend
Bruh, this beer is the best i have ever had... Friend 1 burps loudly and says: Köcher?
Rest responding: Schulz!
Friend 2: we see :D
Köcher−Schulz
Köcher−Schulz by Valentinos February 19, 2018

Koch Whore 

Koch Whore: (koke hoar): A Congressperson, typically conservative, who'll say and do anything for a campaign contribution. Behaviors include reinventing history, economics, the Constitution, and/or claiming to know the "Will of God." See: Tea Party
Michelle Bachmann, Ted Cruz, John Boehner, assorted other Koch whores
Koch Whore by Mr. Rational October 16, 2013

Heckler & Koch USP 

A double action, polymer framed, semi automatic pistol manufactured by Heckler & Koch GmbH of Germany. Availible in .40 Smith & Wesson, 9x19mm Parabellum, and .45 ACP. There are many variants, including: The USP Compact (which, in addition to the three calibers mentioned above, is availible in .357 SIG), the USP Expert, USP Match, and USP Tactical. The USP was also the basis for the Mk23 Mod 0 SOCOM .45 ACP pistol. Many seem to think the only availible USP is the .45 ACP Tactical model, probably due to the fact that they know little or nothing about ANY guns not featured in some game called Counterstrike, if they even know that there are guns that EXIST outside those used in Counterstrike.
The Heckler & Koch USP is a rugged, reliable service pistol very well suited for military and police applications, as well as recreational shooting.
Heckler & Koch USP by JoeBob August 31, 2003
1. Japanese name meaning "little cow."

2. Comfortable, at ease.
I'm not very kohshi with my name.

Something just ain't kohshi.
kohshi by Mathias June 9, 2004

Koch-sucker 

A politician, e.g., Scott Walker, Gov. of Wisconsin, who was elected ostensibly with Tea Party support, but who then does only the bidding of his obscenely wealthy benefactors, the Koch brothers.
Scott Walker isn't trying to fix the state's budget, he's trying to bust unions - what a Koch-sucker!
Koch-sucker by Huckleman March 6, 2011