Mr Tony Knows 

It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.

Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.

For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.

'Aww man, where my keys at?'

'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'

'Did Hyland smash Healy?'

'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'

Mr Tony Knows by 12downfor10 June 11, 2011

Megan Knees 

When someone can coordinate moving their hips, knees, and ass; While moving up and down with rhythm. Like Megan the Stallion does while dancing on stage. To be good at this one has to have strength in their legs. Also many hours of dancing in the mirror. A useful way for women to embrace their sexuality.

Look at her go she has Megan Knees!

Megan Knees by MonyBear May 3, 2021

knees up 

A very informal gathering for any type of celebration. Involving plenty of impromptue singing, dancing, and drinking. Probably Cockney in origin.

On the night their exam results came out, they went down to the pub for a right old knees up

knees up by Backseatogre July 22, 2006

magnet knees 

The art of a female keeping her legs closed to avoid any sexual advances.

I tried my best to get to third base with Gwen, but I didn't stand a chance with her magnet knees!

magnet knees by Mr. Bill III March 8, 2016

On my knees 

if you saw it in comment section with '🧎 ♀️' it means the girl is Getting ready to give a head

Him: am i attractive?
Her: so much that ik on my knees 🧎 ♀️

On my knees by Idk bye May 15, 2022

kneeslapper 

When one finds something extremely amusing, while seated the person slaps their own knee in jubilation.

That joke was a hellava kneeslapper, I laughed my ass off.

kneeslapper by Count Funkula June 13, 2003

the bee's knees 

adj. used to describe something in a positive way, c. 1950's.

"that outfit is just the bee's knees!"

the bee's knees by bef May 19, 2003