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rylan kaplan 

Term to describe "killing babies". Usually Rylan is a dick and has no life except for talking to fat girls usually named Daniella or Jasmine. Describing a Rylan is very hard because it has a fat mom named Kendra. If you find a Rylan Kendra in the forest...kill those Jews!
described as- Wow! I just took a huge Rylan in the toilet! rylan kaplan
rylan kaplan by Diesel3717 August 17, 2016

billy kaplan 

Billy Kaplan, an electrokinetic mutant with magical and reality warping abilities, joined the Young Avengers under the name Asgardian (which was later changed to Wiccan) as part of Vision's fail safe program to ensure the existence of the Avengers team. Wiccan and his teammate Speed are believed to be the reincarnations of the Scarlet Witch's dead twin sons. He is considered a powerful mage, and was revealed to be the Demiurge, a being of great power, destined to one day "rewrite the laws of magic" and become sorcerer supreme
Billy Kaplan, you're such a nerd
billy kaplan by Just a nerdy fan February 26, 2017

Daniela Kaplan 

a lesbian that will eat boys.
"Hide yo wife,hide yo kids Daniela Kaplan is coming!"
Daniela Kaplan by moocherluvscake December 19, 2012

tatiana kaplan 

Tatiana Kaplan. Is a beautiful girl and doesn't even know it. She always smiles even when she is sad. She tends to get all they boys to turn there heads. Most are Russian beautys. She usually loves to be outside. 73% are tomboys. Tatiana has a beautiful body and perfect hair.
"Dude, is that Tatiana Kaplan.?"

"Yeah. Isn't she amazing.?"
tatiana kaplan by tatianaaa_02 March 28, 2015

haley kaplan 

A beautiful girl/boy. Very lovable and kind. Has lots of friends.
She's such a haley kaplan
haley kaplan by hales.2016 March 14, 2017

Storm Kaplan 

A guys whos trash at 2k with shitty shoes and no basketball skill
Storm Kaplan is trash at 2k.
Storm Kaplan by Kenny845 March 15, 2017

Jason Kaplan 

Soft, like room temperature butter. Is definitely not good at gentleman bets. Very Fragile... Sucks at Thursday night dishes. Plays instruments decently well, but Mel sounds so much better!!!!!!
(1) Don't be a Jason Kaplan out on the field, we need you at the end of the season.
(2) You are acting like a Jason Kaplan, man up!!!!!!!
(3) The band sounded great tonight, but you were outshined like your name is Jason Kaplan or something!!!!
(4) If you ever want to see your friends you better listen to Nae Nae on Thursday nights, don't pull a Jason Kaplan!!!!!
(5) If you make a gentleman bet you should pay up, im sick of this Jason Kaplan Crap!!!!
Jason Kaplan by MING DYNASTY October 22, 2019